13. The Big Mistake
“Ah, I know well what I should do, but it's terrible! Patience, caution, courage! And one more thing: patience and caution! Here's my motto.”
King Stanislaw August to Mme Geoffrin soon after election
“How! These are our friends, our allies and they will prevent us from getting out of our stagnation!”
King Stanislaw August to Pepnin, slightly later
“Let all your dreams come true.”
Chinese curse
“Boy, now you are on your own!”
‘Blazing saddles’
“Smart I like, smart aleck I don’t.”
‘Rough deal’
Immediately after Stanislaw’s election, Catherine wrote to Panin: “
I congratulate you on the king we made. This case most multiplies my power of attorney to you, I see how unmistakable all the measures you took were.” The “achievement” was indeed great because not everybody manages to make to big blunders by a single action. The first, blunder was that for a while Catherine was considering as her greatest asset in the foreign affairs [1] and the second was Poniatowski’s election, which she wanted so much. The only excuse on both accounts was her total inexperience in the foreign affairs. Well, and an urge to look good in the eyes of the “enlightened society”: the greedy French “philosophers” and, in general, a crowd of the fashionable salons in Paris.
At this point one of the main figures in that crowd was Madame [3] Marie Thérèse Rodet Geoffrin whom King Stanislaw August was addressing as his “
maman” and with whom Catherine was in the letters exchange for no practical reason. The election generated exchange of a gushing correspondence.
Poniatowski to Mme. Geoffrin:
“The calm and quiet in this huge gathering was so great that all the noble ladies of the kingdom were present on the field of election without the slightest inconvenience, and I had the pleasure of being proclaimed both by all the men and all the women of my people who were present at the election.”
Mme. Geoffrin to Poniatowski:
“The future passes before my eyes, as in epic poems, I see Poland reborn from its ashes, I see it in radiant brilliance, like the new Jerusalem! Oh my dear son, my adored king! With what delight I will see you as a subject of surprise for the whole of Europe!”
Catherine to Mme. Geoffrin (the text is really amazing in her pretending to be a complete idiot):
“I congratulate you on the rise of your son; I do not know how he became king, but, of course, it was the will of providence, and most of all it is necessary to congratulate his kingdom on it; the Poles did not have a person who would make them happier in a human way; they say that your son behaves perfectly, and I am very happy about it; to guide him on the true path in case of need, I give your motherly tenderness.”
Well, putting aside pretense of a complete ignorance, in this occasion Catherine did prove to be an idiot because immediately after his election King Stanislaw August started separating his interests from those of Catherine looking for a friendship of the court most hostile to Russia, the French court. In the same letter to Geoffrin in which he described his election he wrote: “
I really need your advice on the case I wish for more and, of course, more than you think: this is the friendship of the French king. If only in France they want to be on good terms with me, I promise you that I will gladly meet and make half the way.”
In the domestic policies it was even worse because his ideas of the reforms were in a direct contradiction with the Russian interests and the main Russian interest was producing a national hysteria in the PLC. Small surprise that soon enough Catherine started having serious doubts about the wisdom of her … oops …. “providence” will and began changing her course accordingly [4] and the new king started complaining to his “maman” about Catherine having brain but no heart.
Of course, the “heart” issue was quite tangible. To fulfill the pre-election promises Russia (through Repnin) was paying in «червонцы»[5]:
- 3,000 monthly to Voywevoda of Ruthenia
- 300 monthly to Oginski’s troops
- 1,200 monthly to Stanislaw until the end of coronation sejm.
- 17,000 to Primate (part of the promised 80,000 rubles)
- 4,000 to Primate’s chancellor
After election a poor gigolo, oops, King Stanislaw was expected to provide for himself [6]. Of course, he could reasonably expect certain compensation for the services granted but granting them was problematic: choice of a person with no influence had its downside and Catherine started having her first doubts. Not about her own wisdom but about one of Count Panin whom she now considered the main moving force behind Stanislaw’s election.
The first trial balloon was proposal of a new Russian-Polish treaty by which Russia would guarantee the present state of the Republic. With a good reason the Poles objected that under the right of the guarantee Russia will interfere in all their domestic affairs.
On a bright side, the sejm confirmed treaty of 1868 regarding commission to start negotiations regarding the border. Of course, in the PLC this did not mean any immediate action but now the Russian side had a legitimate reason to push the subject.
However, the most pressing issue was dissidents question. Due to the numerous complaints from Belorussian clergy about oppression by the Catholics, the Synod presented Catherine a petition in which she was asked to protect interests of the Orthodox Church on the PLC territories. Catherine sent to Repnin instruction to try to deal with the problem and request restoration of the Orthodox Church properties and guarantees of a personal security of its clergy. Another important issue was definition of the precise borders between two states.
Repnin, who understood situation on a ground honestly answered: “
I consider it impossible to bring them (dissidents) to full equality with Catholics without violence.” Panin answered with a long-winded meaningless message remarkable both by the convoluted page-long sentences and the idiotic advices to talk with King and magnates about the great services Catherine already done to the Republic, a honor of the Republic, equality of its citizens, etc. Only at the very end and in a very convoluted way mentioned the Russian troops still present present on the PLC territory but without saying anything about their active deployment.
All these issues Stanislaw August and “Familia” considered as rather unwelcome distraction from their reforms program and main of these reforms was abolition of
liberum veto and its replacement by a majority vote. But for this agreement of the foreign courts, and first of all Russian, was required and Stanislav-August decided to assure Catherine that the transformation is necessary for the success of the dissident case “…
To succeed in this matter, as everywhere else, it takes more order at the Sejm, and this cannot be achieved without correcting our Sejmiks. Your Majesty's own interest is involved here.” But this did not work out and Stanislaw got an answer that time of the reforms did not come, yet, and he had to backpedal. He honestly tried to bring up the dissident issue and response was “fantastic outcry”: “
The bitterness in the Senate went to the point that they wanted to sacrifice the primate himself, as he dared to make an easy mention of this case.” Repnin also reported: “
I have little hope and the enthusiasm is so great that neither reasons nor fear are making any impact. ”
The Prussian and Austrian courts also were not the idle watchers. Russia and Prussia finally started a treaty that was, formally, about the mutual defense but also contained the “secret” articles about using all measures necessary to prevent any constitutional reforms in the PLC. “Secret” are in quotes because contents of these articles had been disclosed to Britain and Austria. Anyway, in Vienna the main concern was not the Russian-Prussian Treaty but a fact that so far Russia was, contrary to the article of that treaty was seemingly taking easy the reforming activities of Warsaw. The same concern was expressed by Prussia: truly, the Republic was surrounded by the sincere friends. 😉
Frederick to Catherine:
“
Many of the Polish nobles want to destroy the liberum veto and replace it with a majority of votes. This intention is very important for all of Poland's neighbors. I agree that we have nothing to worry about under King Stanislav, but after him? If Your Majesty agrees to this change, you can repent and Poland can become a state dangerous to its neighbor.”
Panin kept blabbing generalities along the lines that it would be cruel not to let the Poles to get out of their barbaric state but Frederick’s letter made a deep impression upon Catherine and she rejected Panin’s request to support PLC reforms. As was reported by the Prussian ambassador, Solms, “
Panin frowned, but hid his annoyance: he wanted to gain fame as a restorer of Poland.”
Actually, the court of Vienna, due to a much greater experience of its diplomats, had a better grasp on the situation and, as soon as it became clear that only a Piast would be permitted for the election, advocated candidacy of the Hetman Branicki as a less troublesome figure than Poniatowski and supporting him “Familia”. When Branicki and Radziwill were forced to flee Poland, the court of Vienna tried to advocate in their favor.
In the case of Branicki, there was no need for any advocacy: he and Stanislaw were brothers-in-law and, as Stanislaw put it, “
Branicki was a rich man and knew how to use his wealth in such a way as to be a real Polish lord, whose house at that time was a brilliant model of splendor and taste". Soon enough he returned to his palace in Byalostok where he was regularly visited by the King Stanislaw-August who during the visits stayed in the special royal chambers.
Radziwill, OTOH, had to spend 2 years abroad before he was allowed to return to his Nesvizh castle/palace.
In a meantime, to protect the warehouses left from the 7YW, Russia maintained on the PLC territory nine infantry, two carabinier regiments, a hussar squadron, one grenadier, two cuirassier regiments, and 200 Don Cossacks. To all noises coming from the PLC and outside “concerned parties” a standard answer was that Russian troops are not
entering the Polish territory, they are
remaining in it. In an absence of any realistic counter-arguments, this one had been accepted by everybody.
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[1] In OTL he proved to be a really great ass.
[2] Definition: “The French Salon was a gathering of selected people to learn from an expert about a subject (historian, philosopher, composer), discuss ideas and events of the time, and connect with people in society.” Something like the Wild West saloon but without fistfights and with less competent “experts”: to discuss the horses and cows you need a solid knowledge of a subject but for discussing “philosophy” (IMO, a fundamental difference between German and French philosophies is that while German is talking about everything in a way, which impossible to understand, the French is using easy to understand language talking about nothing) you just need a freely wagging tongue. I’d abstain from the comments on what one needs to discuss a history (we are all in the same boat). 😂😂
[3] In this case, indication of a marital status, not a profession.
[4] In OTL she did not until her nose was pushed into a pile of a manure which she helped to produce.
[5] gold coin worth of 2.2 - 2.3 rubles.
[6] In OTL Catherine, who was complaining about an empty treasury, sent him 100,000 червонцы as a gift.